Okay, It’s Official. We Have Found The Worst Video Ever Made. Well, At Least This Year.
We are really fortunate to see all kinds of videos here at TNR. Some good, some bad and at times, some so outstandingly terrible that we just have to share them with you. And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you… ALTERNATE REALITY and “The King That Never Was”.
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November 27th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
……………………………… http://troll.me/images/grandma-finds-the-internet/what-is-this-i-dont-even.jpg
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November 27th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
SyFy Original Music Video
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November 27th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
what. the. heck. I guess this is what happens when all you do is sit around and watch old King Arthur movies in your mom’s basement then decide it would be a great idea to make a band and sing about them. Also, they have the coolest logo ever…so creative. haha
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November 27th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tyler Lukkasson replied:
December 2nd, 2011 at 6:21 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Kyle replied:
December 2nd, 2011 at 8:11 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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blarg replied:
December 3rd, 2011 at 8:48 am
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
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John Skibeat replied:
December 3rd, 2011 at 9:35 am
LEGENDARY!
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November 27th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Jesus Christo…es muy muy muy terrible! XD Yo no tengo las palabras in Ingles para explicar como horrible este video es…HAHAHAHAHA!
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November 27th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Metalest thing I’ve ever seen. Band and video of the year.
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Nicholas Misiak replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 4:31 am
Amen.
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November 27th, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Dear God…
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Gabriel Pio replied:
November 27th, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Don’t you mean http://bit.ly/rLgAiH ?
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Luke Amos replied:
November 27th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
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Gabriel Pio replied:
November 27th, 2011 at 10:20 pm
English is my first language… o.O
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Austin Williams replied:
November 27th, 2011 at 10:20 pm
Luke, why you hatin on the Deer God? Some of us take our religion seriously around these parts.
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Jonathan replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 2:46 am
Dear God!
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VN1X replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 5:17 am
Luke Luke Luke Luke….
Awesome video btw.
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Jonathan replied:
December 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 am
Ouch, you’ve got quite a lot of downvotes there sir.
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Lee Tran replied:
December 4th, 2011 at 11:18 pm
Holy mother of downvotes batman!
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November 27th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHA THE GUY WITH THE BOW. HOLY CRAP.
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November 27th, 2011 at 9:26 pm
They aren’t taking themselves seriously…..are they?
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November 27th, 2011 at 10:15 pm
“Is it myth…or is it RE-AL-I-TY?!”
Why the hell does she say it like that? Driving me crazy lol.
And yeah, that was utter shit.
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November 28th, 2011 at 12:26 am
The blonde sure is hot O.O
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November 28th, 2011 at 12:29 am
Haha they look like disgruntled Gold’s Gym Employees in their promo pic.
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November 28th, 2011 at 2:47 am
After watching this through fully I have no choice other than to believe that this is a joke. There’s just no way that anyone would ever think that this was a good idea otherwise.
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November 28th, 2011 at 2:52 am
Once the guitars came in, I realized I wasn’t watching porn. Disappointed.
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Nicholas Misiak replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 4:30 am
Haha I was thinking the same thing. It kind of reminded me of that one Lord of the Rings spoof my buddies and I used to watch late night on HBO back in the day lol
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Nicholas Misiak replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 4:36 am
or was it on Showtime?…… lol
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ken replied:
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:47 pm
HBO, Lord of the G-Strings.
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Nicholas Misiak replied:
December 3rd, 2011 at 4:06 am
Haha yeah that’s it! Thx
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Scott Murphy replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Seth: HAHAHAHA!
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November 28th, 2011 at 9:39 am
The video is the best thing about that band. The name is awful, the song itself is so utterly bollocks that it isn’t even “so shit its great!”, it’s just shit. And as for the vocals, just plan laughable.
The funniest thing is that someone actually paid a bit of money to make that, probably more expensive than your avergae “band on a roof” type video.
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Jonathan replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 11:45 am
We need more “band on a roof” videos.
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butcher666 replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Along with more “band in basement” , “band in deserted warehouse” and “band in the woods” videos. In summary, more shit generic videos.
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Jonathan replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 1:52 pm
To be honest can’t recall a music video where the band is on a roof. The others are pretty common though.
I have probably seen a bunch of them and can’t remember.
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David replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gYq1Ngd-dg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aCJJkR2BvI
And those are just two of ‘em. hahaha.
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Azriel replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 6:12 pm
Adding one more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUi54JTgL5s&ob=av2n
This is probably more along the lines of the “roof” he was talking about.
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Jonathan replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Well neither of those bands are really my type haha so maybe it just goes with the genre…
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Miss N replied:
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:30 pm
How about RHCP? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtBbinpK5XI
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Nicholas Misiak replied:
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Ewwww RHCP
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November 28th, 2011 at 3:57 pm
This gave me a noble boner.
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Nicholas Misiak replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 11:59 pm
best comment I’ve read in years lol
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November 28th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
I like some Black Metal,but they are the kings doing bad videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5NSvtWirS4 , even the other genres have ridiculous videos that you can find all over youtube but for me the winner is(and i love this band)Candlemass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo.
About this one…O.K. the video is realy bad but worst is the fucking song,waht the hell was that?They play the most easy rythm guitars,the drummer is a joke and the vocalist is worst than i hahaha…thank you for bring a smile.Cheers.
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November 28th, 2011 at 6:11 pm
I don’t know what you guys are talking about. This is kickass.
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Marcos P. replied:
November 28th, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Irony detected!
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Munegascu replied:
December 2nd, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Trolololo.
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November 28th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
Rebecca Black’s playing metal now?
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November 29th, 2011 at 12:13 am
For what it’s worth, these guys are really good at being bad
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November 29th, 2011 at 12:30 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .why. . . . . . . . . . . . . did. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .i . . . . . . . . watch . . . . . . . . . .this. . . . . . . . . . . this kind of video and band is why bears attack you people who get lost in the woods. . . . . . .roar???
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November 30th, 2011 at 3:43 am
The music was really good. Those riffs are very original and innovative. The vocals are BROOTAL as fuck too.
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blarg replied:
December 3rd, 2011 at 8:16 am
Cool story bro
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December 2nd, 2011 at 11:06 am
i feel like this was a music video for LARPers…did anyone else get that impression?
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December 2nd, 2011 at 11:27 am
I think the singer has a pretty good voice, and the instrument parts were OK if a little stock to my ears.
The video though.
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Lee Rochester replied:
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:38 am
You might want to turn your hearing aid up because you are being FAR too kind.
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December 2nd, 2011 at 11:48 am
ok….wow that sucked.
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December 2nd, 2011 at 11:59 am
If they can do a better introduction, use a different song, and redo the video without the obvious shortcomings they might be onto something. Unfortunately the video had more shortcomings than many midget porno flicks.
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December 2nd, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Then there’s this masterpiece.
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December 2nd, 2011 at 12:33 pm
We shall meet for battle on yonder manicured lawn!
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December 2nd, 2011 at 12:45 pm
The horse vomited about one-third of the way through that 3 chord mess.
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December 2nd, 2011 at 12:52 pm
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December 2nd, 2011 at 4:16 pm
someone ban video copilot website from this guy…
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December 2nd, 2011 at 4:17 pm
What…….. Can some one teach me my first 3 power chords again. I want to see what these guys forgot about good music.
HORRIBLE! Bad Bad! Get into the Guillitene!
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December 2nd, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Really needs a miniature Stonehenge…
The women are much more attractive than in Holy Grail…
Not bad enough to win awards though.
Thanks for the post.
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December 2nd, 2011 at 4:36 pm
If they music was any good I would say that it was an homage to old Dio videos but, wow.
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December 2nd, 2011 at 7:45 pm
“Hey dudes, Bobby’s mom got him a guitar for his birthday, let’s make a rock video!” “I can get my sister’s friends to act in it!” “We can shoot it at the Castle Miniature Golf place with my brother’s camera!” “Cool!” “I just hope Jimmy’s crazy uncle doesn’t try to horn in”… Hey guys, whatcha doin’?” “Ahhh, shi…”.
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December 2nd, 2011 at 8:09 pm
http://i.qkme.me/35ei47.jpg
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December 2nd, 2011 at 10:24 pm
i liked it
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December 2nd, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Oh. my.
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Nicholas Misiak replied:
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:10 pm
Lol you know you loved it! The musicianship is just so topnotch >.>
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Micah replied:
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:45 pm
http://data.whicdn.com/images/5450335/tumblr_ld9sx9uieJ1qe0z5vo1_500_thumb.gif?1292082637
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December 2nd, 2011 at 11:30 pm
i think of Gnarkill’s Skeletor vs. Beastman XD
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December 2nd, 2011 at 11:37 pm
larp rock!
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December 3rd, 2011 at 12:33 am
In case anyone is wondering where the sudden influx of comments came from…
http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/mxh7e/okay_its_official_we_have_found_the_worst_video/
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Luke Amos replied:
December 3rd, 2011 at 3:41 am
My friend just texted me (we’re both Redditors) and was excited a TNR post got to the front page. I raced to check it out only to find it was this video…
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December 3rd, 2011 at 8:18 am
This is so bad. But i can’t help watching the pathetic scream before he laughs @ 2:16!! LOL!
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December 3rd, 2011 at 9:47 am
If this was made as a spoof, then the band is composed of four comic geniuses. Is it more likely that this was done by comedians of hitherto unknown genius or that this is an entirely serious attempt at a music video?
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December 19th, 2011 at 9:20 pm
I’m really loving that 3-bedroom castle that they play in front of.
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December 19th, 2011 at 11:48 pm
Did anyone else notice this on the promo/cover?:
“Alternate Reality: Hailing from the city of Xebec’s demise.”
wtf…hahaha this HAS to be a joke hahaha
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